lifeasaweapon:

As long as I’m avoiding my Russian homework, I’ll share my Jensen op with the world.
So I happen to be friends with these chicas, and Emily was with me at NJ Con. I didn’t know what to do for my Jensen op, so she spotted me money for eight bananas like a true homie.
When it was my turn for the op, I just said "They’re baaaaaaaaaack~"
He fucking lost it.
Once he stopped laughing, still smiling a stupidly wide smile he asked “What are we gunna do??” “I dunno, what do you want to do with eight bananas?” He tried to grab them all from me. I grabbed one back, because wow rude don’t just grab at my bananas that’s my potassium for the week the nerve of these celebrities I swear to godJensen: “Okay, what now?” "I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I have to make a call…"
He hands them back to me, and I assure him that Clif will keep them safe until he’s done with his ops. 
I only regret that when he asked me “What are we gunna do?” I missed the opportunity to say “Go bananas” because, duh. I dropped the ball on that one.
Anyway, Jensen Banackles is back.

lifeasaweapon:

As long as I’m avoiding my Russian homework, I’ll share my Jensen op with the world.

So I happen to be friends with these chicas, and Emily was with me at NJ Con. I didn’t know what to do for my Jensen op, so she spotted me money for eight bananas like a true homie.

When it was my turn for the op, I just said "They’re baaaaaaaaaack~"

He fucking lost it.

Once he stopped laughing, still smiling a stupidly wide smile he asked “What are we gunna do??” “I dunno, what do you want to do with eight bananas?” He tried to grab them all from me. I grabbed one back, because wow rude don’t just grab at my bananas that’s my potassium for the week the nerve of these celebrities I swear to god
Jensen: “Okay, what now?”
"I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I have to make a call…"

He hands them back to me, and I assure him that Clif will keep them safe until he’s done with his ops. 

I only regret that when he asked me “What are we gunna do?” I missed the opportunity to say “Go bananas” because, duh. I dropped the ball on that one.

Anyway, Jensen Banackles is back.

(via superwholockfandomsgalore)

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(Source: cantcontrolthegay, via mondo-s)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via doctor-clue)

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(via blitzsblog)

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

(via doctor-clue)

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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(Source: onlinegf, via futureoliviapope)

fogo-av:

mentalalchemy:

nezua:

fnhfal:

Ferguson -2014

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.

Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening

(via tumblrgym)

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

(via voldemortandthedeathdealers)

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via ibelieve-icanfly)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via eatsthingsformoney)

curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

(via x-jlb-runfree-x)

All dressed up with no where to go.

All dressed up with no where to go.

hardrocker37:

maxkirin:

Today I had a long talk with one of my followers, they shared with me their story, and I shared mine with them. When everything was said, I felt it was time to pass on a piece of advice I’d been given years before.

Anyone who claims to be your “friend” but doesn’t celebrate your victories, and never misses your failures, is NOT your “friend.”

This goes for all walks of life, but it echoes louder for artists, writers, and musicians. If you have someone who claims to be your “friend” but has done nothing but hinder you, your passion, and your craft— then you have my permission to walk away.

There’s a saying in Spain…

"I would rather be alone than in bad company."

Stay strong, dear followers. You don’t ‘owe’ anyone your friendship. It doesn’t matter if you have known each other your whole life, or if you just met. You have a limited time on this planet, don’t waste it surrounded by people who hinder your art.

Well shit. Sounds like every toxic friend I’ve ever had.

(via nutrifitblr)

valentinapoole:

My sister is reading a book right and so she stopped reading for a minute and started going oh my god oh my god oh my god and then she looked at me with this desperate look on her face and says “I wanna date this guy so bad” and then went back to reading

(via books-cupcakes)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via doctor-clue)