September 29, 2014

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

(via lifetimespecial)

September 29, 2014

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil, via howimetyourgayuncle)

September 29, 2014
griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

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September 29, 2014

book-answers:

See the problem is, I want to buy that book.. but I also want to buy that other book. I am also broke, so I end up not buying either book, and crying

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September 29, 2014

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

(Source: thisshitisriddikulus, via delectationsweet)

September 29, 2014

colinodonorgasm:

get to know » Colin O'Donoghue (insp)

(via stilesism)

September 29, 2014

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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(Source: barbarajoangordon, via gigglesforjessy)

September 29, 2014
spytap:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

You’ve never seen an election before?

spytap:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

You’ve never seen an election before?

(Source: videocookies, via gigglesforjessy)

September 29, 2014
MY CREDIT SCORE WENT UP 18 POINTS!!!

imgonnamakeachange:

September 28, 2014

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

(Source: cosimasratio, via eatsthingsformoney)

September 28, 2014

jimmysnowvakk:

winjennster:

destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.

THANK YOU.

(Source: letmesayiloveyou, via superwholockfandomsgalore)

September 28, 2014
thescienceofjohnlock:

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

'ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh'

thescienceofjohnlock:

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

'ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh'

(via ibelieve-icanfly)

September 28, 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

daretocomply:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
  •   TWILIGHT 

(Source: spooky-werewolf, via ibelieve-icanfly)

September 28, 2014

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

THIS IS IT. LITERALLY ALL OF MY TROUBLES IN THIS ONE POST.

(via superwholockfandomsgalore)

September 28, 2014

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

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